February 2012
129 posts
no one: wow you look really nice today
no one: im really glad i know you
no one: wanna date me?
no one: youre the smartest person ive ever met
no one: you have a great taste in music
no one: i dont think youre weird
maurafreakingisles:
Someone should come and cuddle with me.
FACT: It is not okay for straight women to pretend...
wait but this is the only way i can get any
2 tags
so worried about my sister
f-o-o-l-i-s-h:
fuckcheese replied to your post: fuckcheese replied to your post: ugh you should…
yes homo
Okay fine
did somebody order a sex god?
Send me ‘Unf’ and I will answer these questions...
hold-your-hope:
Are you cute?
Would I date you?
Would I kiss you?
Smash or pass?
Do I like your blog?
Do I want your number?
“Sometimes if I stay in New York too long, I get, like, reversed? I don’t wake up...”
– Conor Oberst
December 2004
(via lovemonsters)
(via theballadofconoroberst) (via jesshasheart) (via motion—sickness) (via imwideawakeitsmornin)
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writing a paper about why drugs and alcohol are bad
lol
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friendship is the best thing ever
"Why do you cut yourself?"..
ssuicidalthoughtss:
-‘Think of yourself trapped inside a room with the person you hate the most. They start insulting you and being agressive. What would you do? Punch them in the face? Try to hurt them?’
-‘Yes.’
-‘I’m just the same. I can’t stand being with me, so I hurt myself.’
Asshole: God is real and if you aren't religious then you will go to hell! MAY GOD SAVE YOU!
Asshole: God isn't real and if you believe in any of that shit you're stupid and should never breed.
Atheist: I don't believe in God, but I respect the beliefs of others.
Theist: I believe in God, but I don't mind if you don't believe in him.
Deist: I dunno man there's some shit up there what more do you want sit down eat a sandwich
Put an "UNF" in my ask and I'll answer these (:
captainricchan:
If you snuck in my room I would:
[] Go back to sleep
[] Kick you out
[] Cuddle with you
[] Be like wtf?
[] Let you sleepover
[] Beat your ass
[] Sexy time
If you kissed me I would:
[] Kiss you back
[] Smile & laugh
[] Be shocked
[] Slap you
You are:
[] Cute
[] Adorable
[] Pretty
[] Beautiful
[] Okay
[] Sexy
[] Hotass Motherfucker
[] Ew
I Would:
[]...
watching the x-files………..
why don’t girls like me
i love this time of year its beautiful outside i’m still lonely
2 tags
help me
theres a girl that wants my dick so bad she bought matching undergarments
Shit People Say to Vegans
People: Tofu’s disgusting
Me: So is all the blood, pus, and feces in your meat
“I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.”
– Thom Yorke (via horreure)